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    Cyndi
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    Thought Iā€™d share a funny, yet embarrassing, thing that happened to me tonight. I fed Bailey dinner tonight, her usual raw dinner. While Iā€™m cleaning up and putting a bit of chicken that I still have left back in the fridge, I noticed I forgot to give her the last chicken foot with dinner. She had just finished up eating and was cleaning up her ā€œeating areaā€, so I tossed it to her, and went about cleaning up. Anyways, I donā€™t think she chewed it up much before she swallowed it, youā€™ll find out how I know that in a second, lol! So, after she got done eating, I wanted to take her for a quick walk, because I was going to be leaving to go to dinner with my sister. So, we get a few houses down, to where Baileyā€™s boyfriend, the very handsome Pitbull, Nick, lives and they start running around playing and wrestling. Nickā€™s owner is an older gentleman who works on cars all the time in his driveway, and he had a few friends over. So, Iā€™m standing there talking to them, Bailey is playing with Nick and then she comes over to me and starts acting like sheā€™s gonna throw up. Well, you can guess what came upā€¦ā€¦the chicken foot, and that was it! All 4 guys that Iā€™m standing there talking to, look down at what Bailey just yacked up and they look at me like I just grew 2 heads or something. I was so embarrassed! I then proceeded to explain that I feed Bailey a raw diet and I got a million questions, but OMG! How embarrassing! Oh, and fyi, Bailey is fine, just too much running around too soon after eating.

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    Hound Dog Mom
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    Thatā€™s too funny!

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    theBCnut
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    ROFLMAO and I am too. I had to read this one out loud to my kids and I was laughing so hard that I couldnā€™t breath. I can just see the whole thing, in fact it could even happen at my neighborā€™s.

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    DogFoodie
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    Thatā€™s hilarious!

    This story ā€œendedā€ differently than I thought it would thoughā€¦ I pictured you having to give Bailey a hand in expelling the chicken foot. KWIM?

    #17994 Report Abuse Edit Post Visibility
    Cyndi
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    Lol! It was pretty funny. I laughed more once I got home. I wish I could have gotten a picture of my neighbor and his friendā€™s faces. They were pretty repulsed. Lol!

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    Cyndi
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    Betsy, Iā€™m glad it happened the way it did and not the way you thought, lol! Not sure what ā€œKWIMā€ means.

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    theBCnut
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    Know What I Mean

    But what does SHM mean? Oh wait, maybe I just figured it out and I didnā€™t really need to know.

    #18000 Report Abuse Edit Post Visibility
    Cyndi
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    Oh, ok. Iā€™m not up on all those abbreviations. I know what ā€œSMHā€ means (shakes my head), but I donā€™t know what ā€œSHMā€ means. Lol! Oh well. I feel old! Lol!

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    theBCnut
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    From the person I got it from and the context I think it was ā€œS**T happens, manā€ but she could have meant SMH instead too. Iā€™m doing good to know LOL, GFETE, LMAO, and ROFL. Thatā€™s about as far as my knowledge goes. OK, I also know IMO, JMO, IMHO and JMHO. Think Iā€™m around people with opinions a lot?

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    Cyndi
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    Lol! I would say so. I know all the ones you listed except ā€œGFETEā€. Iā€™ve never seen that one before. Thatā€™s about the extent of my abbreviated knowledge, except for the obvious OMG & ones like that, lol!

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    theBCnut
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    I just learned ITA, I Totally Agree. GFETE is Grinning From Ear To Ear.

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    Cyndi
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    Ah, ok. Both of those are new to me.

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    InkedMarie
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    ROFL,wht Besty thought is the same as me!

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    theBCnut
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    Now I knew as soon as she said she gave them the foot quick because she was going to take him for a walk what was going to happen. I could just see the whole thingā€¦

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